Tired of waiting for stray cats to produce litters of kittens?
New “Grow-A-Kitty” allows you to begin pet ownership in a fraction of the time. An inventor from Pennsylvania has been able to replicate the “kittatania” cell that is in every pregnant mother cat before their young is born. Now kittens can be grown from anywhere with the proper conditions. Here’s how it works:
1. Purchase Grow-A-Kitty Seeds
2. Plant in indirect sunlight, either on a window ledge or under a tree.
3. Water your plant once a day (Add catnip fertilizer included for faster growth)
4. In 3-6 weeks, your kitten is ready to pluck from the vine!
UPDATE 4/4/14: This was an April Fool’s joke! Unfortunately, kittens cannot be grown from planting seeds quite yet, but don’t you wish they could?